Anecdote

One day a child was talking to his father

Son :” dad, why brother give named Steven Wolf ?”

Father :” because of thy brother is born, by father had opened door at night and at that time the father saw a wolf”.

Son :” then what to do with the second elder brother named Robert Sagult ?”

Father :” because by the second brother was born thy father saw a collection of seagult bird”

Son :” oh so, if the meaning of my name ?”

Father :” oh, that time when you was born, the father being an upset stomach so dad give you  the name jonny fart”.

Son :” -___-“